SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA -- Cupid's potent arrows, normally prominent around St. Valentine's Day, nearly drove 89-year-old Evelyn Alva Murphy to her death bed on Monday afternoon. Reportedly overtaken by emotion after making brief eye contact with a younger male driver, Murphy accelerated into the side of the man's truck. The accident resulted in minor damage to truck and severe surficial scrapes to Murphy’s 1992 Buick LaSabre.
When asked about the crash, Murphy neglected to provide details beyond the emotional override. “I felt like I was 35 again! He looks like Humphrey Bogart, don’t you think?”
Despite the estimated $2500 in damages, Murphy appeared to reach a state of euphoria when the 29-year-old Tom Brunswick gave Murphy his phone number in the exchange of information.
“What? Is she a cougar?” Brunswick responded to the elderly woman’s actions. He declined to comment further.
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